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Somewhere over Australia...
The plane contains a pilot, co-pilot and a load of sheep. The route is long and the weather is abominable. Nearing their destination the pilot realizes that the fuel is insufficient. "I`m afraid we are just not going to make it Steve. We must prepare to jump." advises the pilot.
The co-pilots says, "WHAT ABOUT THE SHEEP!"
"FUCK THE SHEEP!" replies the pilot.
"DO YOU THINK WE HAVE TIME?" Steve Inquires.

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