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Dirty paddy
Ethnic jokes
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An Irish wife was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards, she slipped over and did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband. `Paddy! Paddy!` she yelled.
Paddy came running in. `Paddy I`ve suctioned myself to the floor,` she said.
`Ohhh nooo! Paddy said and tried to pull her up. `You`re just too heavy, love. I`ll go across the road and get Shamus.`
Paddy comes back with Shamus and they both tried to pull her up.
`Nope, I can`t do it,` Shamus said, `Let`s try plan C.`
`Plan C?` exclaimed Paddy. `What`s that?`
`I`ll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we will break the tiles under her.`
`Oh okay,` Paddy said. `While you`re doing that I`ll stay here and play with her tits.`
`Play with her tits?` Shamus said. `Why would you do that? This is hardly the time.`
Paddy replied, `Well, I figure if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren`t so expensive to replace.`
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