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How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital?
He`s the one blowing the foam off His bedpan.
Where does an Australian family go on holiday?
A different bar.
Did you bear about the Chinese couple that bad a disabled baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?
Men miss them all.
Why aren`t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they are not going to work in the future either.
What do you call an Australian farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
Why do drivers` education classes in Queensland Australian schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday the sex education class uses it.
What`s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern Zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f***?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell `Bingo`.
What`s the Cuban national anthem?
`Row, row, row, your boat.`
What`s the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins, `Once upon a time...` while a Southern fairytale begins, `Y`all ain`t gonna believe this shit...`
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