|
|
Women's ears
Dirty jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "yes, I can put you right." After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman`s ears." "Well, an ear is an ear, what`s wrong? Can`t you hear?" "You`re wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!"
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Dirty jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
Random jokes |
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it`s hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you... Read this joke...
I`d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can`t count that high... Read this joke...
|
Random joke |
1. Your body`s name must be Visa, because it`s everywhere I want to be 2. Can I buy you a drink... Read this joke...
Approximately $25 million is spent each year on lap dances in Las Vegas... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We`re both here... Read this joke...
Random pics

|
|