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Why helicopters are better than women
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Rating : 5.74, 24 votes.
Reviews : 45 [add review]
1. A helicopter will kill you quickly. .. a woman takes her time. 2. Helicopters can be turned on by a flick of a switch. 3. A helicopter does not get mad if you `touch and go.` 4. A helicopter does not object to a preflight inspection. 5. Helicopters come with manuals. 6. Helicopters have strict weight and balance limits. 7. You can fly a helicopter any time of the month. 8. Helicopters don`t come with in-laws. 9. Helicopters don`t whine unless something is really wrong. 10. Helicopters don`t care about how many other helicopters you have flown. 11. When flying, you and your helicopter both arrive at the same time. 12. Helicopters don`t mind if you look at other helicopters, or if you buy helicopter magazines. 13. It`s OK to use tie-downs on your helicopter.
Rating : 5.74, 24 votes.
Reviews : 45 [add review]
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