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Why helicopters are better than women
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Rating : 5.74, 24 votes.
Reviews : 45 [add review]
1. A helicopter will kill you quickly. .. a woman takes
her time.
2. Helicopters can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3. A helicopter does not get mad if you `touch and go.`
4. A helicopter does not object to a preflight inspection.
5. Helicopters come with manuals.
6. Helicopters have strict weight and balance limits.
7. You can fly a helicopter any time of the month.
8. Helicopters don`t come with in-laws.
9. Helicopters don`t whine unless something is really
wrong.
10. Helicopters don`t care about how many other helicopters
you have flown.
11. When flying, you and your helicopter both arrive at the
same time.
12. Helicopters don`t mind if you look at other helicopters,
or if you buy helicopter magazines.
13. It`s OK to use tie-downs on your helicopter.
Rating : 5.74, 24 votes.
Reviews : 45 [add review]
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