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Translations for men
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These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say... "IT`S A GUY THING" Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated:* "Why isn`t it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It`s a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated:* "I have no idea how it works." "TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU`RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated:* "I can`t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT`S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated:* "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated:* "I remember the theme song to `F Troop,` the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I`ve ever owned... but I forgot your birthday." "OH, DON`T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT`S NO BIG DEAL." Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I`m hurt." "HEY, I`VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I`M DOING." Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I CAN`T FIND IT." Translated:* "It didn`t fall into my outstretched hands, so I`m completely clueless." "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Translated:* "What did you catch me at?" "I`M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again." "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
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