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Top ten things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over
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10. Back off Barney, I`ve got a piece.
9. Wanta race to the station, Sparky?
8. I know I was weaving, but I can`t find the Honeycomb
Hideout!
7. On the way to the station let`s get a twelve pack.
6. You`ll never get those cuffs on me...You Wimp!
5. Come on write the freaking ticket, the bars close in 20
minutes!
4. Hey, wasn`t your daughter a pork queen?
3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting
me.
2. Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad
to see me?
And the Number One Thing You Shouldn`t Say to a Cop:
1. I`m surprised you stopped me, Robins Doughnuts has a 3
for 1 special!
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