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The smarter sex?
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it`s a bad
one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars,
the woman says, "So you`re a man, that`s interesting. I`m a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There`s nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that
we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely."
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And
look at this, here`s another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn`t break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle, immediately puts the cork back in and hands it back
to the man. The man asks, "Aren`t you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I`ll just wait for the
police."
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