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The guide to women
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A MAN`S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
. without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven`t had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA`S FINE.
. you cheap slob!
I JUST DON`T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don`t want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON`T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can`t believe you have nothing planned.
COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.
I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don`t like you.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.
I`LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I`m ready, but I`m going to make you wait because I know you will.
OH, NO, I`LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I`m just being nice; there`s no way I`m going dutch.
OH YES!! RIGHT THERE!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
I`M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We`re gonna make fun of you and your friends.
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