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Tell about a haircut
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The story of someone getting a haircut.
Women`s version:
Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That`s so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don`t think it`s too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh God no! No, it`s perfect. I`d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I`m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman2: Oh - that`s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Men`s version:
Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.
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