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Old age
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Rating : 3.93, 14 votes.
Reviews : 7 [add review]
Three ladies were discussing the travails of
getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself
with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing
in front of the refrigerator, and I can`t remember
whether I need to put it away, or start making
a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes
I find myself on the landing of the stairs and
can`t remember whether I was on my way up or
on my way down."
The third one responded, " Well, ladies, I`m
glad I don`t have that problem. Knock on wood,"
as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and
then said, "That must be the door, I`ll get it!"
Rating : 3.93, 14 votes.
Reviews : 7 [add review]
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