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If men and women switched parts
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IF MEN AND WOMEN SWAPPED GENITALS!
Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina
for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it`s truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20
feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE
closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for
more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have
it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...
And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with
a vagina...
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
Top ten things WOMEN would do if they woke up and had a
penis for a day:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America
9. Learn to stare with that "I`m undressing you" look.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can`t hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it`s like to be on the other end of a
surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how
improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it
feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction
which occurs between a man`s eyes and the ruler situated next
to His member which causes two inches to be added to the
final measurement.
And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up
with a penis...
1. Get a blow job.
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