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I can and I will
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After
all of the background checks, interviews, and
testing were done there were three finalists
-- two men and one woman. For the final test,
the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions,
no matter what the circumstances. Inside this
room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
You have to kill her."
The first man said."You can?t be serious. I
could never shoot my wife,"
The agent replies, "Then you`re not the right
man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent
came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but
I can`t kill my wife." The agent replies, "You
don`t have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home."
Finally, it was the woman`s turn. Only she
was told to kill Her husband. She took the gun
and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all
was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman. She wiped the sweat from Her brow
and said, "You guys didn?t tell me the gun was
loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death
with the chair."
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