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His and her road trips-1
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HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it`s the correct one. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he`s right. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air Pulls up to a 7 -11 Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway. Gets back into car. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was. Almost hits a deer Curses the night Curses you Curses the large slurpee Drives and fiddles with radio. Yells at you for suggesting the map again Admits he didn`t want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister`s anyway. He hates your sister. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel He had to look up pernicious. Couldn`t find a dictionary. Finally found a dictionary Couldn`t spell pernicious. Seethes at the memory of it all But she is laughing inside... And of course you`re still lost.
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