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A man worries
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman
will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn`t want.
A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband. A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money
than His wife can spend. A successful woman is
one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man you must understand
him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with
a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget His mistakes-there`s
no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn`t. A man marries a woman expecting
that she won`t change & she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new one.
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