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Two humorous ditties- microsoft & honesty
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>> > "Microsoft Commercial" >> > >> > You may have noticed
that a new TV ad for Microsoft`s Internet >> > Explorer
e-mail program uses the musical theme of the "Confutatis >> >
Maledictis" from the Mozart`s Requiem. >> > >> > "Where do
you want to go today?" is the cheery line on the? screen. >>
> Meanwhile, the chorus sings "Confutatis maledictis,?
flammis acribus >> > addictis," which means, "The damned and
accursed are convicted to >> > flames of hell." >> > >> >
<*<*<*<*<*<*<*<*<*<*<*<*<*<*<*<*<*<*<*<*<*< >> > >> > Bonus
Joke: >> > >> > "Honesty" >> > >> > Dear Ann Landers, >> >
>> > I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live
in the suburb >> > of Seatoun and one of my sisters, who
lives in? Palmerston North, is >> > married to an Australian.
>> > >> > My Father and Mother have recently been arrested
for growing and >> > selling marijuana and are currently
dependent on my two sisters, who >> > are prostitutes in
Auckland. >> > >> > I have two brothers, one who is
currently serving a non-parole life >> > sentence in Mt. Eden
Prison, Auckland, for the rape & murder of a >> > teenage boy
in 1994, the other currently being held in the >> Wellington
>> > remand center on charges of incest with his three
children. >> > >> > I have recently become engaged to marry
a former Thai prostitute who >> > lives in Christchurch and
indeed is still a part time "working >> girl" >> > in a
Brothel, however, Her time there is limited as she has
recently >> > been infected with an STD. We intend to marry
as soon as possible >> and >> > are currently looking into
the possibility of opening our own >> brothel >> > with my
fiancee utilizing Her knowledge of the industry working as >>
the >> > manager. I am hoping? my two sisters would be
interested in joining >> > our team. Although I would prefer
them not to prostitute themselves, >> > at least it would get
them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. >> >> > >> >
My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to
bringing >> > Her into the family and of course I want to be
totally honest with >> > her.? Should I tell Her about my
brother-in-law being employed by >> > Microsoft?
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