Two humorous ditties - microsoft & honesty (ver 2.0)

Bonus Joke: "Honesty" Dear Ann Landers, I am a sailor
in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in the suburb of
Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston
North, is married to an Australian.

My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing
and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Auckland. I have two
brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Mt. Eden Prison, Auckland, for the rape & murder
of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in
the Wellington remand center on charges of incest with his
three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a
former Thai prostitute who lives in Christchurch and indeed
is still a part time "working girl" in a Brothel, however,
her time there is limited as she has recently been infected
with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are
currently looking into the possibility of opening our own
brothel with my fianc?e utilizing Her knowledge of the
industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters
would be interested in joining our team. Although I would
prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would
get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My
problem is this: I love my fianc?e and look forward to
bringing Her into the family and of course I want to be
totally honest with her. Should I tell Her about my
brother-in-law being employed by Microsoft?

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