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Top ten signs your co-worker is a hacker
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10 Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill. 9 He`s won the Publisher`s Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running. 8 When asked for His phone number, he gives it in hex. 7 Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. 6 Somehow gets HBO on His PC at work. 5 Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net." 4 Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments. 3 His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons. 2 Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr. President." And the Number One sign your co-worker is a computer hacker... (how come the number one is always the dumbest and least funny of em all?) 1 You hear him murmur, "Let`s see you use that VISA now, Professor "I-Don`t-Give-A`s-In-Computer-Science!"
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