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Top ten signs your co-worker is a hacker
Computer jokes
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10 Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
9 He`s won the Publisher`s Clearing House Sweepstakes three
years
running.
8 When asked for His phone number, he gives it in hex.
7 Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6 Somehow gets HBO on His PC at work.
5 Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie
"The Net."
4 Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3 His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption"
among turn-ons.
2 Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear,
"Good Morning, Mr.
President."
And the Number One sign your co-worker is a computer
hacker...
(how come the number one is always the dumbest and least
funny of em all?)
1 You hear him murmur, "Let`s see you use that VISA now,
Professor
"I-Don`t-Give-A`s-In-Computer-Science!"
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