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South african windows 98
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It has come to our attention that a few copies of the New South African edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside South Africa. If you have one of the New South African editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The New South African edition may be recognised by looking at the opening screen. It reads "E WINDOWS 98" with a background picture of a Mageu bottle superimposed on a Orlando Pirates flag. It is shipped with a Black Label screen saver. New Features: samblief = OK Aikona = Cancel auk! mistake! = Undo aikona, not mistake! = Redo Ekke ek bere hom = Save Ekke ek soek hom = Find ah dunno = Help stat = Start Settings = (pre-set on this edition) hamba = Run my thieengs = Personal folder Chaila = Shut Down Some programs that are exclusive to "E Windows 98" MS Wed = a word processor Calculata = calculator Scratch peppa = notepad Jive Box = CD player I Explora = Microsoft Internet Explorer Piktchas = a graphics viewer Stockvel = M/S accounting software Shebeen = Shortcut to a website with a list of local off-sales and their prices. Black Label tax records = usually an empty file Fafi = game replacing Solitaire Also note: The Recycle Bin is labelled Dustbin. Control Panel is known as Don` touch dees buttons! We regret any inconvenience it may have cause if you received a copy of the New South African edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
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