|
|
|
New software
Computer jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
My Ass
This memo is to announce the development of a new Y2K-compliant software system known as:
"Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS).
Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYASS.
We have not addressed networking aspects yet, so currently only one person at a time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS expands.
Some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I walked into a subordinate`s office and was not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS. Some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MYASS.
Last week my secretary said to me, "I`m a little nervous, I never put anything in MYASS before." I helped her through the first time and afterward she admitted that it was relatively painless and she was actually looking forward to doing it again, and was even ready to kiss MYASS.
There have been concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon initial installation, but the virus has been eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future, however, protection will be required prior to entering MYASS.
This database will encompass all information associated with the business. As you begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want in MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace for a supervisor to hand work to an employee and say, "Here, stick this in MYASS."
Submitted by Muffin_007
Edited by yisman
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Computer jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Why did the taxi driver give up his job? Because people kept talking behind his back... Read this joke...
Jimmy Carter, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton are on theTitantic as it starts to sink... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
A group of guys were chatting with a good-looking blonde and, somewhat improbably, asked Her to climb this pole that was conveniently nearby... Read this joke...
There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Well, I`ll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff