New computer viruses-1
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You`re always hearing about new computer viruses running around. Here are some to watch out for. BEWARE! LEWINSKY VIRUS --Sucks all the memory out of your computer...then e-mails everyone about what it did. RONALD REAGAN VIRUS --Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. MIKE TYSON VIRUS --Quits after two bytes. OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS --Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB. DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS --Deletes all old files. ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS --Disks can no longer be inserted. DISNEY VIRUS --Everything in your computer goes Goofy. PROZAC VIRUS --Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn`t care. JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS --Only attacks minor files. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS --Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAAAAK. LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS --Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows. VIAGRA VIRUS --Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. CLINTON VIRUS --Gives you a 6 inch hard drive with NO memory.
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