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New bathroom scales
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The bathroom scale manufacturer was very proud of the new model being introduced at the trade fair.
"Listen to these features: it's calibrated to one-one-hundredth of a pound; it can measure your height as well, in feet or meters; it gives you a readout via an LED or human-voice simulator; and that's not all..."
"Very impressive," interrupted a none-too-slender sales rep for a chain of home furnishings stores, "but before I place an order I'll have to try it out."
"Be my guest," said the manufacturer graciously.
No sooner had the sales rep taken His place on the scale than a loud, very human-sounding voice issued forth: "One at a time, please, one at a time!"
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