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Rating : 5.00, 21 votes.
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You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
You name your children eudora, aol and dotcom.
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
You laugh at people with 28.8 baud modems.
You start using smileys in your snail mail.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
You can`t call your mother...she doesn`t have a modem.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
You don`t know what gender three of your closest friends are because they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.
You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape.
You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html
You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :-)
Rating : 5.00, 21 votes.
Reviews : 28 [add review]
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