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Computer viruses 2
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Ellen Degeneres virus..Your IBM suddenly claims it`s a MAC
Monica Lewinsky virus..Sucks all the memory out of your computer
Titanic virus..Makes your whole computer go down
Disney virus..Everything in the computer goes Goofy
Mike Tyson virus..Quits after one byte
Lorena Bobbit virus..Turns your hard disk into a 3.5-inch floppy
Tim Allen virus..Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive
Woody Allen virus..Bypasses the motherboard and turns on daughter card
Saddam Hussein virus..Won`t let you into any of your programs
Tonya Harding virus..Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
Joey Buttafuoco virus..Only attacks minor files
X-files virus..All your Icons start shape-shifting
Ronald Reagan virus..Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus..Deletes your old files
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