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Buying cars like computers
Computer jokes
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>> Helpline General Motors helpline, how can I help you? >>Customer I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened! >>Helpline Did you put the key in the ignition? >>Customer What`s an ignition? >> Helpline It`s a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine. >>Customer Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> Helpline General Motors helpline, how can I help you? >>Customer Your cars suck! >> Helpline What`s wrong? >>Customer It crashed, that`s what went wrong! >> Helpline What were you doing? >>Customer I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed, and now it won`t start! >> Helpline It`s your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it? >>Customer I want you to send me one of the latest version that doesn`t crash anymore! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >> Helpline General Motors helpline, how can I help you? >>Customer Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks. >> Helpline Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you? >>Customer How do I work it? >> Helpline Do you know how to drive? >>Customer Do I know how to what? >> Helpline Do you know how to drive? >>Customer I`m not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!
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