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Ann landers
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Dear Ann Landers,
I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in
the suburb of Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in
Palmerston North, is married to an Australian.
My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing
and selling marijuana, distribution of Cocaine, as well as Heroin.
They are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Auckland.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non parole
life sentence in Mt. Eden Prison, Auckland, for the rape &
murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being
held in the Wellington remand center on charges of incest
with His three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai
prostitute who lives in Christchurch and indeed is still a
part time "working girl" in a Brothel, however, Her time there
is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.
We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently
looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with
my fiancee utilizing Her knowledge of the industry working
as the Madam.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining
our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute
themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and
hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to
bringing Her into the family and of course I want to be totally
honest with her.
So, how should I tell Her about my brother-in-law being
employed by Microsoft?
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