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A list of redneck computer terms
Computer jokes
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Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.
Bar code - Them`s the fight`n rules down da local tavern.
Bug - The reason you is a giv`n for calling in sick.
Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.
Cache - Needed when you go to da store.
Chip - Yer cusin`s uncle`s mother`s boyfriend`s name.
Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.
Crash - When you go to Junior`s party uninvited.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.
Diskette - A female Disco dancer.
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.
Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac - Big Bob`s favorite fast food.
Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers.
Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.
Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Network - Scoop`n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
Rom - Where the pope lives.
Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
Serial port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Superconductor - Amtrak`s Employee of the year.
Scsi - What you call your week-old underwear.
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