14 signs your online relationship isn't working out
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14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn`t Her real name, and she`s dialing in from Langley, VA.
13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man.
12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere."
11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you`re worth 45,000 points.
10) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again."
9) Your cyberlover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List.
8) Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting Her chin shaving slip by.
7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting Her orgasms.
6) You can barely make out your SO`s face in the JPEG she sent because she`s obscured by Her 25 cats.
5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company.
4) Since Her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast!@cyber-promotions.com has become cold and distant.
3) She`s suddenly changed Her address to comingout@lesbian.com
2) Ken Starr launches an investigation into your relationship with the mysterious "tubby@whitehouse.gov"
1) In an ironic twist of fate, you discover that the object of your affection is a curvaceous 18 year old, rather than the geeky 14 year old boy she`d pretended to be.
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