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Why so stupid?
Blonde jokes
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Who Says a "Blonde" is Stupid?
When she took me to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", she turned around and went home.
She has one toe, and bought a pair of flip flops.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
She told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don`t Walk".
When the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn`t find the "Any" key.
She thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish Holiday.
When I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, "Cherry or Grape?"
She sat on the TV and watched the couch.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She was on the corner giving out potato chips, yelling, "Free Lays!".
She tried to drown her goldfish.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and nearly starved to death.
If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you`d get change.
They had to burn down the school to get her out of third grade.
She took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Under "Education" on her job application, she puts "Hooked on Phonics."
She thinks socialism means partying.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of application forms where it says "Sign Here", she puts "Sagittarius".
She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
If she spoke her mind, she`d be speechless.
She stands up on an empty bus.
She studied for a blood test and failed.
She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
She thought Hamburger Helper came with another person.
She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
She invented a solar powered flashlight.
She sold the car for gas money.
When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home to get 16 friends.
When she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
She ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald`s and said, "Hold the cheese".
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
She peels M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies.
She got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
When she got to the empty 4-way stop, she waited for the other 3 cars to get there.
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