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Why so stupid?
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Who Says a "Blonde" is Stupid? When she took me to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", she turned around and went home. She has one toe, and bought a pair of flip flops. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She got stabbed in a shoot-out. She told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don`t Walk". When the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn`t find the "Any" key. She thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish Holiday. When I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, "Cherry or Grape?" She sat on the TV and watched the couch. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She was on the corner giving out potato chips, yelling, "Free Lays!". She tried to drown her goldfish. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She got locked in a grocery store and nearly starved to death. If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you`d get change. They had to burn down the school to get her out of third grade. She took a spoon to the Super Bowl. Under "Education" on her job application, she puts "Hooked on Phonics." She thinks socialism means partying. She tripped over a cordless phone. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. At the bottom of application forms where it says "Sign Here", she puts "Sagittarius". She asked for a price check at the dollar store. If she spoke her mind, she`d be speechless. She stands up on an empty bus. She studied for a blood test and failed. She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. She thought Hamburger Helper came with another person. She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. She invented a solar powered flashlight. She sold the car for gas money. When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home to get 16 friends. When she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. She went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear. She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. She ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald`s and said, "Hold the cheese". When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. She peels M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies. She got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor. When she got to the empty 4-way stop, she waited for the other 3 cars to get there.
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