True blonde?
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A blonde walks into a bar, the guy at the counter says to her, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why, yes, I am", says the blonde.
"Can you prove it?" asks the guy.
"How do you propose I do this?", asks the blonde.
"Well, pull down your pants & I`ll be able to tell, if you`re a natural blonde, you`re `hair down there` will be blonde as well ." states the guy.
The blonde thinks about it for a minute, looks at the guy & says, "O.K., I will"
She pulls her pants down & is covered in thick, black hair.
The guy laughs & calls her a liar.
She asks him to do her a favor now.
"Place your thumb on the counter, I have a point to prove." She says.
The guys laughs again, rolls his eyes, and places his thumb on the counter.
The blonde hits his thumb as hard as she can with a beer bottle, it immediately bruises.
The guys jumps up & asks her, "What the hell was that for?"
The blonde smiles, and says, "Look, and that was only banged once."
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