The blonde safety net
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A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It`s your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. "C`mon! Jump! You gotta jump!` say the firemen to the Redhead. "Oh no! You`re gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead. "No! It`s Brunettes we can`t stand! We`re OK with Redheads!" "OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!" "No way! You`re just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde. "No! Really! You have to jump! We won`t pull the blanket away!" "Look," the Blonde says, "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you`re not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it. . ."
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