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Takeaway the blanket
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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the brunette, "Jump! Jump! It`s your only chance to survive!"
The brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C`mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to the redhead.
"Oh no! You`re gonna pull the blanket away!" says the redhead.
"No! It`s brunettes we can`t stand! We`re OK with redheads!"
"OK," says the redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You`re just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won`t pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you`re not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by curtis and yisman
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