|
|
|
Sooooo blonde
Blonde jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
She was so blonde...
She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
She put lipstick on Her forehead because she wanted to make up Her mind.
She told me to meet Her at the corner of `walk` and `don`t walk`.
She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
If you gave Her a penny for intelligence, you`d get change back.
They had to burn the school down to get Her out of third grade.
Under `education` on Her job application, she put `Hooked On Phonics.`
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says `sign here`, she put `Sagittarius.`
She asked for a price docket at the Dollar Store.
If she spoke Her mind, she`d probably be speechless.
She studied for a blood test... and failed.
She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.
She sold the car for gas money.
When she saw the `NC-17` (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
When she heard that 90 percent of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Blonde jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn`t help!Yo mama so bald you can see whats on Her mindYo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed... Read this joke...
How do you make a whore moan?Don't pay her!... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Look, don`t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you`ve got a palm... Read this joke...
Reasons why it`s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah`s Witness with an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door for no reason... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff