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Blonde jokes
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Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: Why don`t blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don`t know the route. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don`t have to retrain them on Monday. Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
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