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Peel and win
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A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there`s a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I`ve won a motorhome! I`ve won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That`s impossible. The biggest prize is free lunch."
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I`ve won a motorhome! I`ve won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma`am, I`m sorry, but you`re mistaken. You couldn`t have possibly won a motorhome because we didn`t have that as a prize!"
The blonde says, "No, it`s not a mistake I`ve won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads:
"W I N A B A G E L"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by axelwang
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