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One-liners 25-50
Blonde jokes
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25. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! 26. Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. 27. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. 28. Q: Why don`t blondes eat Jello? A: They can`t figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. 29. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck. 30. Q: Why don`t blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can`t get their head in the jar. 31. Q: Why don`t blondes eat bananas? A1: They can`t find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab. 32. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. 33. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through. 34. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. 35. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. 36. Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick? A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole." 37. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers. 38. Q: Why don`t blondes use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth. 39. Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: They make good ankle warmers. 40. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay? A: Remove their underwear. 41. Q: Why don`t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show! 42. Q: What`s the mating call of the blonde? A: "I`m *sooo* drunk!" 43. Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I`m drunk!" 44. Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine. 45. Q: What`s a brunette`s mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3: "All the blondes have gone home!" 46: Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it. 47. Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it. 48. Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G.S.T. 49. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First. 50. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Tits Go In Front.
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