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One-liners 151-175
Blonde jokes
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151. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde`s head?
A: A Space Invader.
152. Q: What`s a blondes` favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
153. Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde`s eyes?
A: The back of her head.
154. Q: Why do blondes drive VW`s?
A: Because they can`t spell PORSCHE!
155. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
156. Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can`t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
157. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
158. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
159. Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they`re on the train they can tell
if they`re going to work or coming home.
160. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blonde electrician.
161. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1: So brunettes can remember them.
A2: Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn`t fit.
A3: So men can understand them.
162. Q: Why wasn`t the Virgin Mary a blonde?
A: She wouldn`t have been old enough to bear children!
163. Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A1: A golden retriever.
A2: A labrador.
A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.
164. Q: Why are blondes hurt by people`s words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
165. Q: Why do blondes have periods?
A: They deserve them.
166. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
167. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
168. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
169. Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
170. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
171. Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they`re simple, easy and they taste good.
172. Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
A: By the ears.
173. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
174. Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them.
175. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
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