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Once upon a time there was a magic mirror that could tell
when you were lying. If you were, ZAP! it would suck you
in and you were gone forever.

One day, an old lady, a brunette, and a blonde happened by
the mirror. The old lady looked in it and said, "I think I`m
the most beautiful woman in the world." ZAP! The mirror
sucked Her in and she was gone.

The brunette looked in and said, "I think I`m the most
beautiful woman in the world." ZAP! The mirror sucked Her in
and she, too, disappeared.

The blonde looked in and said, "I think.. ."

ZAP!

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