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Ice fishing-1
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She`d seen many books on the subject, and
finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the
nearest frozen lake. After positioning Her footstool, she started to
make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet
another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE
NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of
the ice, sat up Her stool, and tried again to cut Her hole. The voice
came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "No, I`m the Ice-Rink Manager!"
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