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Hunting owls
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Sally was seen going into the woods with a small package and
a large bird
cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned.
Her friend, Liz,
had never seen Sally looking so sad.
Liz said, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of
days. Glad you
got back okay, but you look so sad. Why?"
Sally replied, "Because I just can`t get a man."
Liz said, "Well, you sure won`t find one in the middle of
the woods."
"Don`t be so silly, Sally said, "I know that. I went in the
woods because I needed something there that would get me a
man. But I couldn`t find it."
Liz said, "I don`t understand what you`re talking about."
Sally replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of
owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."
"So, how`s that gonna help you get a man?" asked Liz.
Sally said, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to
have a good pair of hooters."
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