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How to get soft skin
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A blonde reads that if you bathe in milk, it makes your skin beautiful.
So the next morning she leaves a note for the milkman, "Leave me 115 quarts of milk."
The next morning milkman reads this and thinks I better double check on this.
He rings the bell and here is this beautiful blond with great complexion and tiny waist, he asks Her if this is right.
She replies, "Yes it`s good to bathe in milk."
The milkman then asks Her if she wants it pasteurized.
She answers, "Oh no, just past my neck would be fine!"
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