Harbor ferry
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A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the harbor.
When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said:
`Look, you`ve got a lot to live for. I`m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like I can stow you away on my ship. I`ll take good care of you and bring you food every day.`
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,
`I`ll keep you happy, and you`ll keep me happy.`
The blonde nodded `Yes.` After all, what did she have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, the captain discovered her.
`What are you doing here?` the captain asked.
`I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,` she explained, `He`s taking me to Europe, and he`s screwing me.`
`He sure is, lady,` said the captain. `This is the harbor ferry.`
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