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Get weighed
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EdJoe took his blonde blind date to a seaside carnival.
`What would you like to do first, Kim?` asked Joe.
`I want to get weighed,` she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser, who guessed 70 kg. Kim got on the scale and it read 67 kg and she won a prize. .
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over,
Joe again asked Kim what she wanted to do next.
`I want to get weighed,` she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went and because she`d been there before the man guessed Kim`s correct weight and Joe lost his dollar.
Kim and Joe walked around the carnival and again he asked,
`Where to next?`
Kim responded: `I want to get weighed,` but by this time Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her flatmate, Laura, asked Kim about her blind date, `How`d it go?` she asked.
Kim said, `Oh, Waura, it was wousy.`
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