Flight to new york

Underway, a flight attendant soon
approaches the blonde and says, `Miss, I`m sorry, but I see
that your ticket is for coach, and you`re seated in first
class; I`m afraid you`ll have to move.`

The blonde
replies, `I`m blonde, and I`m beautiful, and I`m going to New
York to be a model.`

Slightly incredulous, the
attendant alerts the senior flight attendant.

The
senior attendant approaches the blonde and says, politely,
`I`m sorry, Miss, but since your ticket is for coach, you`ll
have to move back.`

The blonde replies, sweetly, `I`m
blonde, and I`m beautiful, and I`m going to New York to be a
model` -- and shows no signs of moving.

Frustrated,
the senior attendant informs the captain, and he says he`ll
deal with the problem. He turns over flight control, walks to
the rear, and observes the blonde seated comfortably in first
class.

Approaching her with a smile, the captain
leans over and speaks quietly into the blonde`s ear. Almost
immediately, the blonde gathers her things, gets up, and
moves quickly to the coach compartment.

Amazed, the
senior flight attendant asks the captain, `Captain, I`m
impressed ... what did you say to her?`

The captain
grinned slyly and said, `I just told her that the first class
cabin doesn`t go to New York.`

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