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Buying a bull
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A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in
Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their
cows to increase their herd.
The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and
goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old
cowboy that will sell Her a bull. "It`s the only one I`ve got
for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to
the local telegram office and says, "I`d like to send a
telegram to my friend in Louisiana
that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the
trailer."
The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere
in the U.S. are $.75 per word."
She thinks about it for a moment and decides.
"I`d like to send one word, please."
"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.
"Comfortable." replies the brunette. The man asks, "I`m
sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this
telegram?"
The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL
slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."
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