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Blondes in the kitchen
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Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?
It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.
Why can`t blondes make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
Why don`t blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can`t fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Why don`t blondes double recipes?
The oven doesn`t go to 700 degrees.
What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations.
Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
He wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Why was the blonde housewife mad at her husband?
He was out shooting craps and she didn`t know how to cook them.
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