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Blonde quickies 6
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Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond? A: Bucket seats. Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Swans? Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex? A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate? Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm? A: *Who cares?* Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ? A: So they know when to stop having sex ! Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?? A1: She drops her nail-file!! A2: Who cares? A3: She say `Next` A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder A5: He`s had his clothes for about 2 minutes A6: I mean, who really cares? A7: The batteries have run out. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!" Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond`s ear? A: Data transfer. Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: Because they don`t know any better. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What`s a lightbulb?" A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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