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Blonde quickies 5
Blonde jokes
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Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Tits go in front. Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won`t give in? A: "Have another beer." Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. Q: What`s the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. A2: Walks home. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A: Fertilised. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilised. Q: What`s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex ? A: Kick open the car door. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room.
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