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Blonde quickies 2
Blonde jokes
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they`re on their back. Q: How do you make a blonde`s eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. Q: How can you tell if a blonde`s been using the computer? A: There`s white-out on the screen. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don`t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn`t like it `cos she couldn`t get channel 9. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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