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Blonde quickies 2
Blonde jokes
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they`re on their back.
Q: How do you make a blonde`s eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde`s been using the computer?
A: There`s white-out on the screen.
Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don`t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn`t like it `cos she couldn`t get channel 9.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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