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Blonde quickies 17


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A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
"Miss, may I see your driver`s licence please?"
"Driver`s licence? What`s that?..."
"It`s a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, duh! Here it is..."
"May I have your car insurance?"
"What`s that?..."
"It`s a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:
"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"
Hubby:
As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife:
Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette:
Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!

Blonde:
That`s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde:
( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.


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